^*** well, it is meant for cleaning teeth, not polishing clitorises. (Clitori?)
Sue, maybe get her a gift card to a sex shop. Just kinda slip it under the door with a note and a new toothbrush saying, "don't burn your clit off, buy a real vibrator." Maybe print out a few recommendations, one's that come in multi-speeds cause you don't want her clit burned off.
Nobody wants their kids clit burned off.
This is why I won't be parenting any time soon.
I'd just be all, "your toothbrush broke. I'm headed to the shop, want me to pick you up a new one?" I wouldn't even pick up the broken one. I wouldn't touch it. (Sex or drugs, that shit got cooties.) Maybe I'd cover it with a towel. I'd be like, "you wanna talk about that? No... cool, here have this 'ladies clothing' catalog and a gift certificate with $75."
My last roommate broke my metal handled broom. I'm now wondering if he wasn't using it as a dildo. That would explain a lot.
Edited by RingoDarling, 22 September 2015 - 03:00 AM.